The Unbalanced Breakfast with Joee Adams

Q & A with Joee

Who is the most famous person you’ve ever met?
Probably Burton Cummings. Also, one time when I was working at a Hotel I checked in this guy with an incredible mustache and said: “Oh man, that’s a killer mustache! It’s almost better than Lanny MacDonald’s.” …That man was Lanny MacDonald.

What’s the one thing people would be surprised to know about you?
That I have 36 nipples. That’s not true, but I’m pretty sure it’d surprise people.

What movie title best describes your life?
Jackass.

First album you bought?
It was 1995. I was 10 years old and apparently full of pre-pubescent angst because I spent all my grass cutting money on Melon Collie and the Infinite Sadness by the Smashing Pumpkins on cassette. It cost $39.95. I still have it somewhere.

Celebrity Crush?
Betty White circa 1940. Total babe.

Favorite TV Show of all time?
Californication. Hank Moody is my spirit animal.

Tell me something weird about you.
One time…at band camp (I’ll leave you to your imagination as to what happened next.)

What’s the worst fashion choice you ever made?
Skinny jeans.

What’s your favorite movie?
This is too hard a question to answer. For the sake of argument though, let’s just say that anything will Bill Murray in it is a good start.